more cocky, more cocky!

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Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 17-May-2009 5:14:00

There was a man who had a 12" penis and could not find a woman who could handle all of it. He ended up getting pretty frustrated, so he decided to go to
a whorehouse. Once inside he told the Madam, "I have an extremely large penis, and I need a girl who can take it all."

The Madam tells him it won't be a problem, and to go upstairs and she would send him the perfect girl. So, he went upstairs and got ready. This wonderfully
beautiful exotic woman came inside.

They started to have sex and he gave her 8 inches. She started to say, "More cocky, more cocky." So, he gave her 2 more inches. She raised her voice a little
and started to yell, "More cocky, more cocky." So, he decided to give it all to her. At this point she was screaming, "MORE COCKY, MORE COCKY, MORE COCKY!!!!"

They got done and he went downstairs, looking frustrated.

The Madam asked him what was wrong. He told her, "Well, I gave her some, and she kept asking for more and more. I gave her all I had and she did not seem
satisfied."

The Madam asked, "What gives you that impression?"

He said, "Well, she kept saying, MORE COCKY."

The Madam got a horrible look on her face and said, "Oh, no! In her language that means "WRONG HOLE"!"

Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Sunday, 17-May-2009 19:00:23

Oh no! That's awful! Lmaooooooo!

Post 3 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Monday, 18-May-2009 13:26:04

Oh no! Lmao!

Post 4 by ILoveS33 (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Monday, 18-May-2009 14:11:41

lol!!

Post 5 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Monday, 18-May-2009 15:03:05

hahaahha, that's really awful! :D

Post 6 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Monday, 18-May-2009 18:52:22

hahahahahahahahahahaha